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Metroid Ring

We were able to locate some fossilized Metroids in their natural habitat! Please be warned though - by wearing this ring you risk invasion of your home town by those who are very protective of their kin. We are not responsible for any invasions that your city may have nor the destruction of your kind. 

There are still living Metroids out there who seek their kin, and contrary to popular belief they can feel emotions such as humans and will go as far as it takes to bring them back to their homeland. It is possible (and probable) that they may come to you to retrieve their lost ones, so please be sure you are willing to accept the possibility of a permanent migrane at some point. 

Not sure on your size? Check out the ring size guide

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